Theories abound.
"You're probably one of those health nuts."
I gulp fats and sugars like air.
I don't exactly avoid beer or bourbon, either.
"It's a vanity thing."
I'm ridiculously good-looking by nature.
"You're an addictive personality."
I'm compelling—but "addictive"?
Oh—and I don't run if I don't feel like running.
"It's therapy."
It really isn't.
"OK—so why DO you run?"
Because I enjoy it.
Period.
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| Don't—just...don't. |
